Viral Essays
Silicon Religion
We stopped believing in gods and started believing in algorithms. Same faith, different syntax. Confession became “terms of service,” and salvation is now cloud-based. Amen.exe.
The Poverty of Attention
You’re not broke because you lack money — you’re broke because your focus was stolen. The economy didn’t collapse; your concentration did. Inflation of noise, recession of thought.
Morality 2.0
Everyone’s an activist until Wi-Fi drops. The revolution fits comfortably between lunch and Netflix. Virtual courage, zero calories.
Digital Narcissus
Humanity built a mirror that talks back — and fell in love. Every selfie is a small prayer to the algorithm: “Remember me.” The machine nods. Then forgets.
Luxury Anxiety
We buy silence in noise-canceling installments. Burnout became a status symbol — proof you tried too hard to matter. The rich suffer aesthetically.
Echo Chamber Therapy
You don’t need therapy, you need a timeline without yourself in it. Everyone’s healing, but no one’s changing. It’s self-care in a hall of mirrors.
Empires of Distraction
The old empires used armies. The new ones use notifications. You’re not conquered — you’re just busy.
AI and the End of Excuses
AI won’t take your job — it’ll take your alibi. No more “I didn’t have time.” The machine had time. You had TikTok.
The Last Privacy
The only private space left is your apathy. Cameras can’t read indifference — yet. Treasure it while it lasts.
Data Afterlife
You will die, but your recommendations will live forever. Digital immortality — sponsored by cookies and regret.